Stolen from because she's awesome. CX

RULES
1)Type your answers into urbandictionary.com
2) Post the first definition to the answer
3) Tag 3 people

1)Name?
A: An exotically splendid name for people of the female gender. The name is given to children who display unparalled beauty and intelligence. The name has also been known to be given to children that display Goddess-like qualities that surpass all mortal knowledge.

Example:
That child, who is named Naomi, is perfect in all ways.

(LOL THIS LIES)


2) Age?
A: The age of sexual consent in CANADA. When you turn 14 you can be fucked.

Example:
ME: Now that you're 14 we can FUCK!
HER: *SLAP*

(...Remind me to NEVER, I repeat NEVER, move to Cananda)


3) One of your friends
A: An amazing person who respects anything that demonstrates an attribute of life and emotion. Someone who thinks of others more often than thyself. One who stands out with a warmhearted personality if only people would look deeper into the grace of a human. Venn is someone who can bring joy and hope to a person who has suffered. Someone who can be of comfort, though they are not present. Has a beauty on the inside as well as out. Someone who values life, rather than looking at all of it's inconveniences. The kindness that bleeds from Venn is so pure, it's not possible to imitate it. Someone who can make a person laugh until the get they hiccups. Like a rose that grows vividly in the snow, you never notice Venn, until you look farther out in the field. Venn is someone I have found.

Example:
I love him for he is Venn. <3

(<33333333333)



4) What should you be doing?
A: A word used to disguise the act of masturbation while online.

Example:
hey dude brb i gotta do some chores

(ROFL)



5) Favourite Colour?
A: 1.Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black.

2.A race - The black race can range from African american to polynesian.

Example:
1. I own a black car.

2. A black person stole my car.

(... lawl)



6) Birthplace?
A: Shitty town in the middle of Florida
The only thing to do is the movies or bowling
There's a gas station/park/Walgreens on every corner
Prides itself by being one of the fastest growing city in America

Example:
If they build another Walmart instead of a mall in Port St Lucie, I'm going to bomb it.

(Well *I* don't think it was that shitty, from what I remember.)



7) Birth Month?
A: A wonderful month when the air smells sweet and the weather is perfect for the girls where to tight little sweaters that show off their curves.

Example:
I can't wait for september to come so we can play inthe leaves!

(... No comment)



8) Last person you talked to?
A:A different word for very large penis

Example:
Bob has a jordan, and i like to ride it all night long

(Must... resist... busting my gut laughing....)



9) One of your nicknames
A: a totally hot chick.
adjective

Example:
dang - she's totally misty

(I THINK I JUST LOL'D A LITTLE.)



10) your theme song?
A: (Just in case of any confusion, I asked someone else to tell me my theme song. So blame them for the outcome of this.)
Original kickass song by Rob Zombie

Example:
Turn off that Soulja Boy shit, let's hear it for Living Dead Girl!

(Hell yeah)
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I pretty much chuckled the entire time I did this.
Now YOU SHALL DO IT. D<
Because I no wants to tag anyone.

Oh and by the way
I AM NOT A GODDESS
I AM THE ZOMBIE LORD
GET IT GOT IT GOOD.
I AM NOT BEAUTIFUL NOR INTELLIGENT NOR HOT :3
So... go eat a cookie.

Meeerrrr I'm sleepy. I wanna nap.
btw Sorry for taking so long on trades and requests, I'm trying to find motivation right now. I promise to get done as soon as I can though ^_^